A True Story The following is a true story: A young pro is relieving himself in the restroom of the Rio during a break of one of the preliminary WSOP tournaments. While he’s taking care of business Eskimo Clark wanders in and says, “Hi,” to Sam Grizzle who is washing his hands. Sam replies, “Hey Eskimo, You still in the tournament?” Eskimo responds: “Yea, I’m doing well have 28,000 in chips.” Sam replies: “Cool, I have 30,000, want to swap 10%?” Eskimo quickly says, “Yea, book it.” At this point Sam wishes him good luck and exits the washroom. At which point the unnamed pro wanders up to Eskimo and says, “Eskimo, I was at Sam’s table and I have to tell you he busted out over two hours ago.” Eskimo smiles and responds, “It’s okay kid, I didn’t even play.”