POKER JOKES

[tonilong]

to teleytaio einai to kalytero...

1) From the new hand nicknames department…AK looks like Anna Kournikova. Looks great but Never wins.

2) The regular Friday night…poker game was going on when John lost $500 on a single hand, had a heart attack, and died. “Who’s going to tell his wife?” They drew cards, and Bill drew the low card. He knocked on John’s door and told his wife, “John lost $500 at poker tonight.”

She turns red and yells, “Tell that $#* to DROP DEAD!”

Bill walks away sheepishly and says, “I’ll tell him.”

3) Letter from a girl

Dear John,

I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart. I was a fool - nobody can take your place. I love you.

All my love,

Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx

P.S. Congratulations on winning this years WSOP

4) A doctor answers…his phone at home on a Friday night. His colleague says, “We need an eighth player for poker.” The doctor replied, “Hold on. I’ll be there ASAP.” As he was grabbing his coat and keys, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “It sure is,” he said. “There are already seven other doctors there!”

[AngryKoreaMan]

1)What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a poker player?

A large cheese pizza can feed a family of 4, a poker player can't.

2)How do you greet an American online poker professional?

Hi, I'd like a big mac, fries, and a large coke.

kai to agapimeno mou:

3)Whats the difference between church and a poker table?

When you pray at a poker table you really mean it.

[fun3s]

Όλα ήταν γαμάτα. Μονο δεν έπιασα το 2ο του AngryKoreaMan :S

[AngryKoreaMan]

fun3s έγραψε:

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Όλα ήταν γαμάτα. Μονο δεν έπιασα το 2ο του AngryKoreaMan :S

Douleyei ypalilos sta Mc Donalds,giati einai megalos paixtaras

[Themis]

AngryKoreaMan έγραψε:

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1)What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a poker player?

A large cheese pizza can feed a family of 4, a poker player can't.

2)How do you greet an American online poker professional?

Hi, I'd like a big mac, fries, and a large coke.

kai to agapimeno mou:

3)Whats the difference between church and a poker table?

When you pray at a poker table you really mean it.

LOL. Kai ontws to trito einai to kalitero :laugh:

[karraldo]

o chuck noris exeis to kalitero poker face.. kapote kerdise to wsop kratwntas sto xeri tou mono mia karta tis monopolis bges apo ti filiaki k mia karta tou UNO...

[gsbets]

What is the…difference between a professional poker player and God?

God doesn’t think He’s a professional poker player.

What is the…difference between a poker player and a dog?

The dog will eventually stop whining.

How do you…get a professional poker player off your doorstep?

Pay him for the pizza.

[voukefalas4]

AngryKoreaMan έγραψε:

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1)What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a poker player?

A large cheese pizza can feed a family of 4, a poker player can't.

2)How do you greet an American online poker professional?

Hi, I'd like a big mac, fries, and a large coke.

kai to agapimeno mou:

3)Whats the difference between church and a poker table?

When you pray at a poker table you really mean it.[/quotΜΠΡΑΒΟ ΦΙΛΟΣ

ΠΟΛΥ ΚΑΛΑ ΚΑΙ ΤΑ ΤΡΙΑ ΚΑΙ ΕΙΔΙΚΑ ΤΟ ΤΡΙΤΟ......